By Van James T., Allison O.

ISBN-10: 1569757860

ISBN-13: 9781569757864

GET D!RTY!Next time you’re signing together with your associates, drop the ASL textbook formality and begin flashing the symptoms they don’t educate in any lecture room, including:• cool slang• humorous insults• specific intercourse phrases• uncooked swear wordsDirty signal Language teaches informal daily phrases and expressions like:• Peace out!• Asshole.• Bit me!• Dumbfuck!• Boner• I’m hung like a horse.

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My period. a stomach ache. to go to the bathroom. I feel like crap. CHAPTER 5 HORNY SIGN LANGUAGE Congratulations! You’ve just met some seriously smokin’ deafie at the bar and, using your dirty new signs, things are going smashingly well. We’re happy to take all the credit. Unfortunately, you’ve gotten to the point where it’s time to make your move and take this hottie home. Feeling a little nervous? You’re probably wondering if your regular moves and foreplay are going to cross the language barrier.

Don’t be nervous. Bite me. I’m your slave, you’re my master. Get on your knees and smile like a donut. •••••Genitalia Touch my dick. I’d like to touch your… You’ve got (a) great… I fucking love your… boner. pussy. clit. ass. asshole. tits. I’m hung like a horse. •••••I’m coming! I’m getting… hard. wet. I’m going to… I just… orgasmed/came. This hurts. This feels amazing! Fuck me harder! Well, that was crappy. •••••Masturbation I think I’m just gonna stay in and… jack off. choke the chicken. play with my vibrator.

Well, that was crappy. •••••Masturbation I think I’m just gonna stay in and… jack off. choke the chicken. play with my vibrator. •••••Sex industry Sex shop Stripper/strip club Prostitute/hooker CHAPTER 6 ANGRY SIGN LANGUAGE Understanding body language is important when it comes to friendly conversation and sexual attraction, but it can also save your ass. When deaf people get angry, they tend to sign much faster than normal—with more dramatic and exaggerated hand signs—so, if two deafies are signing at each other too fast for you to understand, you might want to check out their body language and facial expressions and get out of the way if they look mad cuz some shit is about to go down.

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